TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

 

I love safe sex, but text sex just gets on my nerves. Especially when a man is bold enough to undress you with his keypad, but too demure to unbutton your cardigan. The twins don’t know how to text!! Live demos ONLY!

2 Responses to “TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE”

  1. I LOVE IIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    …except

    take out man

    and insert woman
    then un in sert
    then re insert
    then un insert
    then re inster

    *giggles…thats sex…*

  2. …thats just disturbing

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